So, I got this link as a part of Harlan Cohen’s daily ‘naked roommate’ email for today, and thought I’d pass it along to you guys. Just as long as you don’t practice these obscure laws about sex in these states:
Alabama – It’s against the law for a man to seduce “a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage.”
Fairbanks, Alaska – Moose are not allowed to have sex on city streets.
Arizona – Women can go topless in public since breasts aren’t deemed private parts.
Bakersfield, Calif. – Anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom.
District of Columbia – Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal.
Florida – Unmarried (single, divorced, widowed) women cannot parachute on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine and/or jailing.
Georgia – Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal.
Coeur d’Alene, Idaho – It’s safe to make love while parked. Police officers aren’t allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
Oblong, Ill. – Making love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day is illegal.
Ames, Iowa – After making love, a husband isn’t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife or holding her in his arms.
Kansas City, Kan. – Women who go out on the streets alone at night can be arrested under an obscure 1901 city ordinance. Any unattended females can be picked up by the police if they are “in the streets or any public place without lawful business and without giving a good accounting of themselves.”
Kentucky – “No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club.”
Louisiana – You can streak as long as you can prove to a court beyond a doubt that you had no “lascivious intent.”
Massachusetts – It is illegal to have sex with rodeo clown in the presence of horses.
Maryville, Mo. – Women are prohibited from wearing corsets, because “the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male.”
Hastings, Neb. – The owner of every hotel is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
Nevada – “It is illegal for any member of the legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.”
Liberty Corner, N.J. – Any couple making out inside a vehicle and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act may be taken to jail.
Carlsbad, N.M. – Couples can have sex in their parked car during their lunch break as long as the curtains are drawn.
North Carolina – It’s an offense to have sex in a graveyard.
Harrisburg, Pa. – It’s illegal to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth.
South Carolina – Any building that houses more than four adult women who are not related by birth to one another can be considered a brothel.
Sioux Falls, S.D. – In hotels, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night, and it’s illegal to make love on the floor between the beds.
Dyersburg, Tenn. – A lady may not call a gentleman for a date.
Kingsville, Texas – Two pigs may not have sex on the city’s airport property.
Beanville, Vt. – It is unlawful for a road map to be printed and sold or given away if it contains advertising of a “lewd or lascivious nature.” The ban specifically includes ads for massage parlors and hot tubs, as both are believed to be of a “sensual bent.”
Washington – It is against the law to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).
Connorsville, Wis. – No man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
Newcastle,Wyo. – Couples are specifically banned from having sex while standing inside a store’s walk-in meat freezer.
